MiniGoldfish

When my parents didn’t get what I wanted from the grocery store

laugh-addict:

(Source: manda)

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

seems legit

woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

(via ilickoldpeople)

barackfuckingobama:

Are you sure

Are you positive 

(Source: samandriel, via theblackship)

oywiththewaywardtardis:

highly-functioning-sociopath:

patrickstumphy:

accidentally selling your soul to satan by not reading terms and conditions 

this sounds like an episode of supernatural

(Source: thehawbit, via toolazytolive)

rapewhistled:

animals are our friends.dont mistreat them they are even more confused about existence than we are.they trust u.

(via perks-of-being-a-procrastinator)

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

(via thestrollingdead)